My Pastor is More Metro than I am!?!

I found this test while lurking on Tyler’s site who found it on Stuff Christians Like. It’s a test to see How Metro your Worship Leader is. I didn’t score too well on this test (30 pts). In fact, I think that our pastor Baron Miller scored better than me (according to my calculations he scored a 41). He really is pretty Metro as it is…

Here’s where I scored on the test.

1. Has a faux hawk hair style = +1 (When it is long enough)

2. Has more product in his hair than your wife = +1 (I use a lot of product and compare notes with other guys)

7. Owns Puma, Vans or Diesel sneakers = +2 per each pair (2 pair)

8. Wears jeans on stage = +1 (and shorts.)

12. Wears one of those Castro revolution looking hats = +2 (Yes)

14. Drinks some kind of coffee you did not know existed = +2 ( I work at the ‘bucks.)

17. Good at Frisbee but hates getting all “sweaty” = +1 (That’s why I play ultimate frisbee)

25. Uses the words, “postmodern, relevant” or “emergent” nonstop = +2 (not non stop)

27. Has ever said some form of the phrase, “That song is so 1990s” = +1

30. References Norwegian punk bands you’ve never heard of = +2 (I just love music)

33. Looks as if he might exfoliate = +2 (I once worked for Lancome)

34. Has a man bag or European Carry All = +2 (My Murse is my everything)

35. Brings said bag on stage with him = +2 (Where am I going to store my music?)

44. Owns every Nooma video = +2 (By default. Our church owns them)

45. Has a soul patch = +3 (opting for the shaved look these days. The Soul Patch is for people who can’t grow handlebars or connectors for the goatee)

52. He wears graphic t-shirts over button down, long sleeve shirts = +2 (why wouldn’t you?)

Click on the link and share how you or your Worship Leader or your pastor scored!