On a day when I needed a laugh…

this video and pic helped me. Enjoy them both…

I’m Excited for Football Season

I am REALLY excited for football season. I’m not really a baseball fan, so usually around August 1st I begin to get excited for the season to start. I am only in one fantasy football league, so I am not that bad. But I found this clip to share with you. Though this is a CFL (Canadian Football League) clip, it’s still really funny and involves football.

Jean Claude had a heart

…even when he was young.

This would have been mine

…if I was in the 11th grade.

Wanna See Something Funny?!?

In honor of the Football Season starting and my Fantasy FB team being awesome in the first week, I give you this. Yes, I realize that this is arena football, but it is still hilarious. You’re welcome.

Only One Month…

…and the office comes back. I can’t wait!!! Season 4 comes to DVD next Tuesday. Check out this Promo for the new season. Murder Checkers.

Open Letter to the High Schooler at Starbucks: You Stink.

Dear Highschooler,

As I sit here next to you in Starbucks, you cannot imagine how much I envy you and your life. So much time on your hands and so little to do with it. Really, you think that you are “hella-busy”, but you’re not. And though I could talk you through this part of your life, what I would like to talk about is public hygiene. Specifically your cologne.

You see my friend, cologne is not like water. You don’t literally splash it on. You don’t hold it an inch from your chest and squirt. Instead, cologne should be misted and walked through. Cologne is an intimate scent, not something for anybody within 5-10 feet of you to smell. Please High Schooler, I beg of you, quit making the air so pungent when you walk by. People would rather smell fresh air than your cologne.

One more thing before I leave you. Please understand that Axe body spray is in no way a good thing. In fact, I think it may make your skin break out more than it already has. If you are wearing Axe in an attempt to “grow up” then consider this: nobody over the age of 16 wears Axe because it smells like A$$. In fact, I think that is what they should have called it.

Hoping that our next meeting is more pleasant to my scent of smell,

The Brown Kid

Everytime I See This, I laugh…Really Loud.

“I Keep Getting Older…”

Classic Matt McConaughey line. Today I went to the doctor for a check up and I began realizing all of these signs of getting older. Here are a few that I’ve compiled out of my brain for all of us.

You know you’re getting older when:

* You go to the doctor every year and they tell you to “cut back on the salt and excercise more”…every year.

* You “go for a jog” and you’re sore for the rest of the week

* You have to look up words or phrases on UrbanDictionary.com because you don’t know what something you overheard a kid in the mall said means.

* Date night turns into Lowe’s and Costco Dogs.

* You have hairs growing out of your ears and nose, and even your eyebrow hairs are getting longer.

* You grow random gray hairs.

* The movies you watch are “smarter” which really means they are boring.

* You begin to worry if people think that you are the “crazy cat person”.

* Some music becomes too loud or just plain noise and you become the one that kids say just don’t get it.

* If you don’t have kids, you become uncle or auntie.

* If you have kids, you become Mr. or Ms/Mrs. “name of parent of the kid that your kid is playing with” or Your kids name’s Mommy or Daddy.

* You use possesive ways to describe people (i.e. My Lawyer, My accountant, My kids, etc).

* You don’t go out past 10 p.m. because you are too tired.

* If you are out past 10 p.m you go directly home because you are too tired.

* You get excited to go to a show because you haven’t been out in a while, but you are even more pumped because the show is all ages and should be done early.

* You get pissed off when you find out that the show is going to be going late.

* For women, your purses and underwear get bigger as you grow older.

* For men, your underwear grow as many holes in them as you have been living out of your mom’s house…same wallet that you’ve had since then also.

* Clothes you wore in Middle and High School are coming back in style.

* You say something to somebody and follow it up with, “Oh my gosh, I just sounded like my mother”.

* Kids wear shirts of bands that you liked in high school, but usually can’t name a single song or album by that band.

* You research things before you buy them.

* You begin to drink wine because it is a “healthier choice”.

These are just a few of the ones I came up with. What did I miss?

My Pastor is More Metro than I am!?!

I found this test while lurking on Tyler’s site who found it on Stuff Christians Like. It’s a test to see How Metro your Worship Leader is. I didn’t score too well on this test (30 pts). In fact, I think that our pastor Baron Miller scored better than me (according to my calculations he scored a 41). He really is pretty Metro as it is…

Here’s where I scored on the test.

1. Has a faux hawk hair style = +1 (When it is long enough)

2. Has more product in his hair than your wife = +1 (I use a lot of product and compare notes with other guys)

7. Owns Puma, Vans or Diesel sneakers = +2 per each pair (2 pair)

8. Wears jeans on stage = +1 (and shorts.)

12. Wears one of those Castro revolution looking hats = +2 (Yes)

14. Drinks some kind of coffee you did not know existed = +2 ( I work at the ‘bucks.)

17. Good at Frisbee but hates getting all “sweaty” = +1 (That’s why I play ultimate frisbee)

25. Uses the words, “postmodern, relevant” or “emergent” nonstop = +2 (not non stop)

27. Has ever said some form of the phrase, “That song is so 1990s” = +1

30. References Norwegian punk bands you’ve never heard of = +2 (I just love music)

33. Looks as if he might exfoliate = +2 (I once worked for Lancome)

34. Has a man bag or European Carry All = +2 (My Murse is my everything)

35. Brings said bag on stage with him = +2 (Where am I going to store my music?)

44. Owns every Nooma video = +2 (By default. Our church owns them)

45. Has a soul patch = +3 (opting for the shaved look these days. The Soul Patch is for people who can’t grow handlebars or connectors for the goatee)

52. He wears graphic t-shirts over button down, long sleeve shirts = +2 (why wouldn’t you?)

Click on the link and share how you or your Worship Leader or your pastor scored!